Ladies and gentlemen of Planet Earth.
I haven't posted in, like, a year. Such is the way of the casual, no one reads me blogger - you either stop giving a shit after a while, or you just get caught up with more important stuff, or you just forget you have a blog. In my case, it was a combination of all three . But that's all irrelevant. What's relevant is that I tell you about Aetas.
Click the bolded thingy ^^^ in case it wasn't obvious enough.
In very few words, it's an animation fantasy movie I'm writing and animating, and co-directing with a bunch of friends, my girlfriend and... okay, I'm trying not to say there's less than ten of us. Working on a full-length animation feature. I know. Well, there's more than two of us. No, I'm not saying how many of us there really are. You might not wanna check it out when it's done. You might go "sheesh, how do I watch an animated movie only X people worked on? It's gotta suck". It might. But it's getting done, at least. How long will it take? I don't know. We live in hope of deliveraaanceeeee---
So, I could just repost things from our official Aetas blog here, but fuck it, I'm lazy. Please bookmark it in case you're interesting in
But alas, we wield the el dorado, the elusive power of not having to make it commercial just for the sake of selling it at some point, and there are no artistic barriers or imposed hollywood cliches.
So we're doing just that - Hollywood cliches. One after the other. Because we love them to death. Well, I do. But I can tell you this much: fuck a love story! No love story in my movie. Love stories are for sissies. Go be a sissy somewhere else. Ya sissie.
Also, to hell with localization, communism and vampires. This won't feel eastern european, or western european, am I making this abundantly clear? It's fantasy. Don't expect artistic shit. We're a bunch of generation X-ers with Deftones in our winamps and animes in our media players. You want grown-up stuff, go cry along to the ex-communist/miserable capitalism circle-jerk fest, it's re-enacted at Cannes every year.
SUBTITLE JUST TO BREAK THIS FUCKER OF A WALL OF TEXT UP
There will be conspiracy. And mayhem. And some gore. And a lot of cats. We love cats. Big cats, small cats... Cats, man. It's all about cats.
Not just cats, though. Lots of animals. Well, humans that look like animals, okay? No, it's not a furry flick. Fuck them and their entitlement and the nerve of calling any antropomorphic character one of their own.
Okay, here's a short-ass teaser in case you're as lazy a bum as I am and couldn't be bothered to click the damned bolded thing.
Yes, movie will be in Romanian, probably with English subtitles initially.
No, it probably won't be as cheesy as the teaser is.
Oh, like you're such a smart ass and you could make a better teaser. We're in pre-production. This is all test stuff your're seeing. Oh, shut up already. Sissy.
Fuck you, go make your own movie.
In hindsight, maybe trying to plug this thing while having a real bad day wasn't the best idea I could've had, but I did have to get it outta the way. Whew. There. Done. So give me a break, okay? And like us on Facebook, like the mindless Zuckerberg worshiping tool that you are. Ahem, that we all are.